Go Sober for October: 10 reasons you SHOULD give up alcohol for October

Go Sober for October: 10 reasons you SHOULD give up alcohol for October

In case you need a little nudge… Read more

The final trailer for Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar is all kinds of epic. And we love it

The final trailer for Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar is all kinds of epic. And we love it

Anybody else looking forward to this as much as we are? Read more

Forget the spider invasion – imagine finding a python in your boiler

Forget the spider invasion – imagine finding a python in your boiler

A Bournemouth family had a real shock when they found a four foot-long snake coiled up in their boiler. Read more

These Disney fairytale wedding cakes come with their own light shows and they’re worth getting married for

These Disney fairytale wedding cakes come with their own light shows and they’re worth getting married for

You can have one. IRL. Read more

You have to sign a waiver to eat this monster 8,000 calorie ‘hibernator challenge’ breakfast

You have to sign a waiver to eat this monster 8,000 calorie ‘hibernator challenge’ breakfast

Luckily for any hungry Metro readers this monster is available right here in Britain – for only £19.95. Read more

Why Arsenal’s Danny Welbeck has already shown he is the signing of the season

Why Arsenal’s Danny Welbeck has already shown he is the signing of the season

The former Manchester United striker looks right at home in north London. Read more

Donations flood in for Paedophile Hunter Stinson Hunter as he plans to continue controversial work

Donations flood in for Paedophile Hunter Stinson Hunter as he plans to continue controversial work

Documentary-maker Stinson Hunter is desperate to name and shame more paedophiles. Read more

Facebook ditches name policy and lets drag queens use their aliases

Facebook ditches name policy and lets drag queens use their aliases

After accusations of victimising drag queens and the transgender community, the social media giant revoked the policy. Read more

Introducing The Handie, the world’s first all-in-one ‘finishing tool for men’

Introducing The Handie, the world’s first all-in-one ‘finishing tool for men’

Yes, it’s a w*nking device. Read more

Why Danny Welbeck and Arsenal will be at the hub of a strong England national team

Why Danny Welbeck and Arsenal will be at the hub of a strong England national team

The Gunners striker can continue his fine form for England. Read more

Burmese worker admits killing British tourists in Thailand

Burmese worker admits killing British tourists in Thailand

A man is detained by police but hasn’t been arrested Read more

Prince hosted a Facebook Q & A and only answered one question

Prince hosted a Facebook Q & A and only answered one question

Admittedly, the question was SO Prince. Read more

Good riddance, Nick Griffin: The ex-BNP leader’s fall is complete

Good riddance, Nick Griffin: The ex-BNP leader’s fall is complete

…and we should all feel much happier for it. Read more

Ikea’s motivational mirror gives out compliments for free and even wolf-whistles at you

Ikea’s motivational mirror gives out compliments for free and even wolf-whistles at you

Mirror, mirror on the wall…. Read more

This Tottenham fan changed his name to ‘Mr White Hart Lane’ for banter

This Tottenham fan changed his name to ‘Mr White Hart Lane’ for banter

It’s all for Bantz. Read more

Watch: Armed robbers flee for their lives after being chased off by man in his boxers

Watch: Armed robbers flee for their lives after being chased off by man in his boxers

These robbers probably didn’t expect to find themselves fleeing for their lives. Read more

Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor – where should the games explore next?

Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor – where should the games explore next?

We’ve ‘simply walked into Mordor’. But where to next? Read more

White lesbian couple given black man’s sperm in donor mix-up

White lesbian couple given black man’s sperm in donor mix-up

‘They’ve made the one mistake a sperm bank can’t make. It’s not like she was ordering pizza.’ Read more

Pensioner’s incredible (and unsightly) hoard of hundreds of bikes outside his house

Pensioner’s incredible (and unsightly) hoard of hundreds of bikes outside his house

David Watts is a bicycle repair man, but something tells us he is a little behind with his work. Read more

Tottenham Hotspur plot January raid for Porto star Jackson Martinez

Tottenham Hotspur plot January raid for Porto star Jackson Martinez

Mauricio Pochettino is understood to be weighing up a move for the Colombian forward. Read more

Mila Kunis and fiancé Ashton Kutcher welcome baby girl

Mila Kunis and fiancé Ashton Kutcher welcome baby girl

Mila Kunis and fiancé Ashton Kutcher have welcomed a baby girl after the actress gave birth on Tuesday. The happy couple ere reported to have had their little girl at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, according to US gossip site TMZ. They are believed to have rushed to the hospital, home to the births […] Read more

Council paints over ‘racist’ graffiti that was actually a Banksy worth £400,000

Council paints over ‘racist’ graffiti that was actually a Banksy worth £400,000

The artwork appeared in Clacton-on-Sea, Essex Read more

Arsenal fans troll Manchester United with memes after Danny Welbeck hat-trick

Arsenal fans troll Manchester United with memes after Danny Welbeck hat-trick

This was always going to happen. Read more

Arsenal fans troll Manchester United with memes after Danny Welbeck hat-trick

Arsenal fans troll Manchester United with memes after Danny Welbeck hat-trick

This was always going to happen. Read more