Woman’s discovery in her Sainsbury’s coleslaw is pretty surprising

Woman’s discovery in her Sainsbury’s coleslaw is pretty surprising

Sharon Hinton: ‘How on earth did it get there?’ Read more

Quiz: Madonna lyrics or amateur sex poetry?

Quiz: Madonna lyrics or amateur sex poetry?

Can you spot Madge’s sexy songwords from beginner rhymes? Read more

The ultimate selfie? Space Station astronaut’s shot shows Earth 260 miles below

The ultimate selfie? Space Station astronaut’s shot shows Earth 260 miles below

Astronaut captures incredible shot on space-walk this week Read more

Hibernian star Jason Cummings dumped from squad after throwing McMuffins at McDonald’s staff

Hibernian star Jason Cummings dumped from squad after throwing McMuffins at McDonald’s staff

Restaurant claims striker chucked the breakfast bap at staff during a row. Read more

Canada says hell no to Chris Brown forcing singer to cancel concerts

Canada says hell no to Chris Brown forcing singer to cancel concerts

The singer was set to play in Toronto and Montreal this week. Read more

Tottenham Hotspur handed major boost in transfer chase for £21.9m Sporting Lisbon striker Islam Slimani

Tottenham Hotspur handed major boost in transfer chase for £21.9m Sporting Lisbon striker Islam Slimani

Spurs are in pole position to land Sporting Lisbon striker Islam Slimani… Read more

The Brit Awards 2015: 8 truly rock and roll moments from the show’s history

The Brit Awards 2015: 8 truly rock and roll moments from the show’s history

Fags, booze, fights, swearing, political protests… just the norm. Read more

The rise of the ‘brelfie': Mum-of-two defends her right to post breastfeeding snaps on Facebook

The rise of the ‘brelfie': Mum-of-two defends her right to post breastfeeding snaps on Facebook

Because sharing those moments with social media has officially become a thing. Read more

POLL: Do women need to ‘reclaim the red carpet’?

POLL: Do women need to ‘reclaim the red carpet’?

Have your say. Read more

Transgender man Aydian Dowling breaks stigma of female-to-male body transition with remake of iconic Maroon 5 photo

Transgender man Aydian Dowling breaks stigma of female-to-male body transition with remake of iconic Maroon 5 photo

Aydian Dowling has recreated Maroon 5 singer Levine’s iconic pose – but to drive home an entirely different message. Read more

TOWIE 2015 spoilers: Forget Ferne McCann, could Lauren Pope be the illusive Essex snake?

TOWIE 2015 spoilers: Forget Ferne McCann, could Lauren Pope be the illusive Essex snake?

Mwahahahaha. Read more

Your girlfriend secretly thinks you’re fat

Your girlfriend secretly thinks you’re fat

Well this is awkward. Read more

‘With heavy heart I sell my beloved car’: Young Dad writes saddest eBay ad ever

‘With heavy heart I sell my beloved car’: Young Dad writes saddest eBay ad ever

Dad writes heart-rending advert selling ‘hot’ Opel Tigra after gf falls pregnant… but another surprise is in store Read more

Is this proof the badger cull is working?

Is this proof the badger cull is working?

Farmer James Griffiths, 48, says his farm has been declared free of tuberculosis as a result of living within a badger cull zone. Read more

Monaco’s Aymen Abdennour confirms interest from Tottenham over summer transfer

Monaco’s Aymen Abdennour confirms interest from Tottenham over summer transfer

The defender has also been linked with Arsenal. Read more

Cosy new Sausage Casserole Pot Noodle is launching in March

Cosy new Sausage Casserole Pot Noodle is launching in March

Students and lazy people rejoice. Read more

Twitter thinks Luis Suarez tried to bite Manchester City’s Martin Demichelis because of this video

Twitter thinks Luis Suarez tried to bite Manchester City’s Martin Demichelis because of this video

We’re not sure about this but Twitter seems convinced. Read more

Madonna to appear at The Brits: 18 things every 80s girl learnt from the Material Girl

Madonna to appear at The Brits: 18 things every 80s girl learnt from the Material Girl

Express yourself! Read more

Parks and Recreation’s Harris Wittels receives touching tribute as the show comes to an end

Parks and Recreation’s Harris Wittels receives touching tribute as the show comes to an end

The show’s executive producer died just days before the last ever episode. Read more

22 signs you really aren’t a morning person

22 signs you really aren’t a morning person

Nope. This definitely isn’t happening. Not having it. Read more

The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel’s Dev Patel: ‘I owe my career to Metro ad’

The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel’s Dev Patel: ‘I owe my career to Metro ad’

Dev Patel wouldn’t be where he is today if it weren’t for Metro… Read more

David De Gea on the brink of new Manchester United contract as Real Madrid cool interest

David De Gea on the brink of new Manchester United contract as Real Madrid cool interest

The goalkeeper has been linked with Real Madrid. Read more

School bully bus driver accused of stealing lunch money from kids as young as three

School bully bus driver accused of stealing lunch money from kids as young as three

But the driver was only found out after SHE filed a report about missing money. Read more

Student ‘raped classmate while re-enacting Fifty Shades of Grey’

Student ‘raped classmate while re-enacting Fifty Shades of Grey’

Mohammad Hossain, 19, told police that he and his victim were re-enacting scenes from the film in his room. Read more