Boris ally threatens ‘to do a Theon Greyjoy’ on Michael Gove

Boris ally threatens ‘to do a Theon Greyjoy’ on Michael Gove

The Conservative MP could be cut down to size. Read more

Vicky Pattison admits she gets ‘too involved‘ in porn

Vicky Pattison admits she gets ‘too involved‘ in porn

But not for the reasons you might think… Read more

Big Brother’s Sam slammed by viewers over ‘homphobic’ slur against housemates

Big Brother’s Sam slammed by viewers over ‘homphobic’ slur against housemates

He lashed out at fellow housemates Hughie and Ryan… Read more

Kayleigh Haywood’s murderer jailed for minimum of 35 years

Kayleigh Haywood’s murderer jailed for minimum of 35 years

He was also punished for raping her and false imprisonment. Read more

Alexis Sanchez in talks with Arsenal to extend contract until 2020

Alexis Sanchez in talks with Arsenal to extend contract until 2020

Big news. Read more

Wheelchair athlete told to leave Rihanna concert early for ‘being a safety hazard’

Wheelchair athlete told to leave Rihanna concert early for ‘being a safety hazard’

The 20-year-old paralympian tweeted her shock at being told to leave. Read more

This embarrassing text proves why you should always hide your sex toys

This embarrassing text proves why you should always hide your sex toys

It’s just common knowledge that if you own a sex toy, you put it away (and clean it) after using, right?  And if not, it’s no one’s fault but your own when someone stumbles across it. Even if that person is your dad. Yeah, we just cringed at the thought, too. One girl learned this […] Read more

In pictures: The UK chose Brexit a week ago and then all this happened

In pictures: The UK chose Brexit a week ago and then all this happened

Think we need a lie down Read more

Kit suppliers struggling with demand for Iceland shirts… from Scotland fans!

Kit suppliers struggling with demand for Iceland shirts… from Scotland fans!

Bitter, much? Read more

Games Inbox: A Shadow Falls for Street Fighter V, Syphon Filter reboot, and Super Mario Maker

Games Inbox: A Shadow Falls for Street Fighter V, Syphon Filter reboot, and Super Mario Maker

The evening Inbox praises Sony and Nintendo’s approach to VR, as one reader discovers something very strange about Lego Universe. Read more

Elephant maimed by a landmine gets a brand new prosthetic leg

Elephant maimed by a landmine gets a brand new prosthetic leg

Meet Mosha the elephant. Read more

Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher have ‘bad mentalities’, says Liverpool flop El Hadji Diouf

Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher have ‘bad mentalities’, says Liverpool flop El Hadji Diouf

Carragher and Gerrard both have a ‘bad mentality’ apparently… Read more

Is Cher the political hero we all need in a time of crisis?

Is Cher the political hero we all need in a time of crisis?

She’s a president AND Prime Minister in waiting. Maybe. Read more

Leonardo DiCaprio nearly played David Hasselhoff’s son on Baywatch

Leonardo DiCaprio nearly played David Hasselhoff’s son on Baywatch

No slo-mo running on the beach for Leo Read more

Manchester City reveal the date of Pep Guardiola’s official unveiling

Manchester City reveal the date of Pep Guardiola’s official unveiling

The wait is almost over. Read more

Phil Neville leaves Valencia, son Harvey rewarded with fresh deal with La Liga side

Phil Neville leaves Valencia, son Harvey rewarded with fresh deal with La Liga side

One for the future? Read more

Spencer Matthews could be making a return to I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here

Spencer Matthews could be making a return to I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here

Spencer is now said to have cleaned up his act after he was removed for taking steroids Read more

Cher attacks Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson in epic Twitter rant

Cher attacks Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson in epic Twitter rant

Can you ‘believe’ it? Read more

Baby seal dies after woman carried it home from beach in plastic bag

Baby seal dies after woman carried it home from beach in plastic bag

She assumed it had been abandoned. Read more

There’s another scary reason you shouldn’t be eating raw cookie dough

There’s another scary reason you shouldn’t be eating raw cookie dough

It’s not all about the eggs. Read more

Chelsea star Eden Hazard: Gareth Bale is better than I am

Chelsea star Eden Hazard: Gareth Bale is better than I am

Is he being humble or is he right? Read more

New Netflix trailer shows BoJack Horseman is finally finding success in series three but will he be happy?

New Netflix trailer shows BoJack Horseman is finally finding success in series three but will he be happy?

Looks like this new series of the cartoon drama will touch you deeply. Read more

Martin Kemp’s son Roman is the latest addition to The X Factor team

Martin Kemp’s son Roman is the latest addition to The X Factor team

The Capital FM DJ has been snapped up by the show. Read more

This parrot is about to be called as a murder witness

This parrot is about to be called as a murder witness

The bird keeps repeating: ‘Don’t f***ing shoot’. Read more