
Los Angeles (E! Online) –
Ah, the weekend. Time to relax, reboot and reflect on all the celebrity news we inhaled over the past week. We start with a trip down memory lane—all the way back to Sunday, when a certain award show came to town, bringing with it a “Dick in a Box” tribute, a bare Austrian behind and, sigh, the first New Moon trailer…
1. The 2009 MTV Movie Awards were bigger than they'd been in ages—and more viral, thanks to Brüno's thong-clad butt and what turned out to be a faux furious reaction from Eminem. Most of the popcorn was handed out to Twilight and its delish young stars, and speaking of Pattz & Co…
2. What would a list of the hottest anything be without New Moon, for which the hype is only going to keep growing before its November (so far away…) premiere. Hell, we're even starting to talk about Eclipse. Fanggirls and boys can't get enough Robsten updates—and lucky for them, neither can the Awful Truth. (When AT's not busy determining the Most Awful Celeb, that is.)
3. Kill Bill's David Carradine died—suddenly, shockingly and possibly while engaged in autoerotic asphyxiation. His family and friends insist it wasn't a suicide, as Thai police first suggested.
4. Susan Boyle did not win Britain's Got Talent and she ended up on bed rest for her efforts. Which, of course, led the Answer Bitch to pass judgment on whether the runner-up is equipped—physically, mentally, emotionally—to take the heat that comes with worldwide fame.
5. Should they stay or should they go? Speidi just couldn't make up their minds about I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! and they made a few enemies by quitting multiple times. Anyway, now it's up to the castmates they scorned (including Octomom's twin, Janice Dickinson—no offense, Octomom) to decide whether the see-'em-to-believe-'em duo get to stay on the show. Ratings for Thursday were up as people tuned in to bask in the horribleness, but turrns out we won't know Speidi's fate until Monday. Smart, NBC…
6. Voting for the 2009 Tater Top Awards is in full effect, thanks to Watch With Kristen's copious efforts to watch everything and report back on the best and the brightest. All this, and there's dish on So You Think You Can Dance's Top 20, too!
7. Jon and Kate Gosselin continued to separately and privately go about their business. You know, on the cover of People and whatnot.
8. The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien landed on NBC. Coco Christopher (thanks, Tom Hanks) seemed a bit rusty—and now he's looking into the year 3000!—but with his trusty irreverence (and Andy Richter) by his side, we're sure the kinks will be worked out in no time.
9. Hodgepodge for a thousand, Alex: Brangie are still together, Lance Armstrong's lady had a baby, Shia LaBeouf is more powerful than Robert Pattinson, Angelina's more powerful than everyone, Joe Jonas danced to “Single Ladies,” Christina Ricci is single, Gilles Marini had surgery, Zefron's on Entourage, Hannah Montana's coming back, Jennifer Hudson's pregnant, Nicole Kidman isn't, and Adam Lambert held a fella's hand.
10. We've been posting tons of pictures of famous people. What have you been doing?
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