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By Caroline Cheese
1324: The good news is that these two teams meet again in the Premier League on Tuesday. Hurray!1321: HALF-TIME Portsmouth 0-0 Birmingham1320: John Utaka blazes over. Ho hum.1319: This game is on the slow train to Dullsville. Thankfully, it’ll be making its first stop at Half Time in one minute.Football League Macca: “As well as the Cup and Premier League action today, you won’t be surprised to hear we have your regular full programme of Football League stuff. The first game has only gone and kicked off as well. It’s a West Country affair between Swindon and Bristol Rovers. Likely to be a lively one, oye reckon.”1311: Roger Johnson must be one of the signings of the season. The 5m buy from Cardiff is briefly the wrong side of Frederic Piquionne, but recovers comfortably to rob the Pompey striker with the minimum of fuss.
“The only thing interesting so far is Bennett’s hideous shirt. It’s like a parakeet, after a night out, got sick on it!”1308: I’m no good with numbers, but thankfully I know a Football League Macca who is. He tells me this: “With Pompey needing every penny they can get, a win today could prove very lucrative. The winners of FA Cup sixth round matches get 360,000, plus the guarantee of 450,000 even if they lose in the semis. However, the situation is lightly muddied by rules that say the FA can opt to pay the money directly to creditors if a club is in administration.”1306: Steve Finnan’s wayward header leaves James McFadden with a shooting opportunity but the former Liverpool defender throws his body in the way in a bid to make up for his error. He’s taken one for the team there, shall we say. 1302: Jamie O’Hara plays in Frederic Piquionne on the right and the Frenchman leathers a low ball in – but it twangs off a defender and away to safety. It’s been that sort of… and you know where I’m going with that.1301: Promising move by Birmingham – but Lee Bowyer’s pass asks far too much of Barry Ferguson. Bowyer might have been better off having a shot himself. It’s been that sort of game so far. Wait, have I said that already?1258: John Utaka gets away from two in midfield and lays the ball off to Danny Webber, who promptly slips as he tries to jink past a defender. It’s been that sort of game so far.From anon via text: “On the way to the Emirates. Never seen so many Ramsey shirts, banners, hats in my life!! Could we really turn this into our season after last week?”1255: Poor defending from Pompey as Keith Fahey breaks free down the left and plays a dangerous ball across the box – but there aren’t enough Birmingham players in the box to take advantage.
1252: To absolutely no-one’s surprise, Michael Brown is the first man to go into the referee’s book for tangling with Lee Bowyer. That’s his fifth booking of the season. He’s also picked up a red as well. Good work.1250: David James 1-0 Joe Hart. The Portsmouth keeper dives low to his right to keep out Cameron Jerome’s well-struck shot after he was set up by Lee Bowyer.1247: Lovely work by Jamie O’Hara on the right, beating the defender with a stepover and crossing well – but Birmingham head clear.BBC 5 live summariser Kit Symons: “It’s been a bit scrappy so far. I’m just watching John Utaka, who is drifting across the pitch from left to right. The Portsmouth front four is quite fluid which will make it difficult for Birmingham to mark them.”1245: Birmingham striker James McFadden bursts into the box but his effort is blocked by Herman Hreidarsson. Half-chance, no more.1238: The aforementioned Steve Bennett – wearing a lurid orangey-pink shirt – gives a free-kick but no card for Michael Brown’s late challenge on Lee Bowyer, who has already been fouled by Jamie O’Hara. Poor mite. No-one anticipates Sebastian Larsson’s free-kick though.
“Wow, Steve Bennett’s top is a DISGUSTING colour!”1236: Frederic Piquionne twists and turns on the left, eventually winning the corner off Roger Johnson. Birmingham clear though. Today sees England keepers Joe Hart and David James up against each other. Should be an interesting battle.1234: Steve Bennett gets the first of the FA Cup quarter-finals under way. It’s a predictably electric atmosphere at Fratton Park. 1232: At Fratton Park, a minute’s applause for
Keith Alexander.
1228: Birmingham owner Carson Yeung has taken his seat at Fratton Park, wearing some sensational aviator sunglasses. Remember his fur coat? That guy’s got style – of some sort.Birmingham boss Alex McLeish: “We have had a good season in the league but when I look at the Portsmouth team, it’s full of quality individuals, and Avram has got them playing well recently, with a bit of that siege mentality.”Portsmouth boss Avram Grant: “Now we are concentrating on the pitch, not off it. There is a lot of pressure because you don’t know what’s going to happen tomorrow. We’re playing against a very good team, but it’s one game and we can get to Wembley.”1218: Football Focus is up and running by the way. If you’re in the UK, you can watch on the website. The internet’s good innit?From Sean in Ireland, via text: “Re 1204: When was the last time three teams topped the table on the same day in March? I’ve jinxed it now anyway. I blame Kevin Doyle.”1207: TEAM NEWS Portsmouth v BirminghamPortsmouth defender Ricardo Rocha begins a suspension after his dismissal against Burnley last week so Tal Ben Haim deputises after groin surgery. Kevin-Prince Boateng (ankle) and Aaron Mokoena (knee) are out but Jamie O’Hara does play despite back trouble. Birmingham boss Alex McLeish names the same side that beat Wigan last week. James McFadden starts for the Blues after passing a late test on a groin injury, meaning Kevin Phillips is again on the bench.1204: Two FA Cup quarter-finals today: one early (Pompey-Birmingham at 1230 GMT), one late (Fulham-Spurs at 1720 GMT). In the Prem, Arsenal could go top of the shop if they wallop Burnley by four goals or more at the Emirates (1500 GMT). Manchester United could then topple them if they beat Wolves (1730 GMT), and West Ham meet Bolton (1500 GMT). What I’m trying to say is: today is potentially going to be fairly exciting.1200: Hopefully that’s enough newspaper reviewing to get me a slot on the Andrew Marr Show tomorrow. Let’s get down to the real business. Text me on 81111 (UK) or +44 7786200666 (world), join the wonderful world of
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1155: The presence of crisis-club-Portsmouth (as they must now be known) in the FA Cup quarter-finals is surely the reason the Sun* have taken the theme of the ‘magic of the Cup’ and run with it… a very, very long way. They’ve
mocked up seven managers of the FA Cup quarter-finalists as characters in Alice In Wonderland.
Alex McLeish obviously takes the role of Alice, while Martin O’Neill makes an excellent Mad Hatter. Less successful is Roy Hodgson as the Cheshire Cat, and Carlo Ancelotti as Tweedledee. Unfortunately, the Sun’s graphics people appear to have run out of time when it came to Avram Grant. They’ve just put a picture of the Blue Caterpillar in. Cruel.* Well spotted everyone. In a break from tradition, I actually managed to look at more than one newspaper today before I got bored and started chatting about boys and stuff.1153: TEAMS Portsmouth v BirminghamPortsmouth: James, Finnan, Ben-Haim, Hreidarsson, Belhadj, Brown, Wilson, O’Hara, Webber, Piquionne, Utaka. Subs: Ashdown, Mullins, Diop, Owusu-Abeyie, Dindane, Kanu, Basinas.Birmingham: Hart, Carr, Johnson, Dann, Ridgewell, Larsson, Bowyer, Ferguson, Fahey, McFadden, Jerome. Subs: Taylor, Murphy, Phillips, Benitez, Michel, Parnaby, Gardner.1150: No, no, not my words, dear readers, those of Tzofit Grant, the wife of Portsmouth boss Avram Grant, in a
quite remarkable interview in today’s Telegraph.
I can’t possibly summarise it here. I can only advise that if you do one thing today, you read it. I’m hoping to get her to guest text-commentate soon.1145: “The problem with footballers is that they don’t have nice feet. They have so many blisters and a bad shape.”
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