
In my last post, I said that if Dominique Strauss-Kahn decides to throw his hat (or whatever else he may be in the mood to toss) into the “I-wanna-be-president” ring, no one could stop him. While I’m not changing that rant (nobody respects a rant-changer!), DSK nonetheless will have to (successfully) negotiate several speed bumps on the road to the presidential palace.
Bump One: His chilly reception from Martine Aubry, the current leader of his political party, the Socialist Party (Parti Socialiste here in the land of adjective-after-the-noun), and the Party’s chosen one for the top job.
Bump Two: Every other political opponent. Particularly Marine Le Pen, the National Front candidate, who will doubtless make much political hay of the apparent fact that all the male members of the Socialist tribe knew of behind-closed-doors escapades of “the great seducer” and chose to keep their little lips sealed.
Bump Three: The outraged French. That portion of, as they say here, “le grand public” who think that Strauss-Kahn deserved to stay in Rikers Island, and that, accordingly, his occupation of the lyse Palace would be a large and unsightly pimple on the international face of France.
Bump Four: The outraged politicians who are not running for


