
Why insults?
I’m still not entirely sure, and I don’t have a quick, simple answer. There are a few reasons, however, that stand together to make a rambling explanation.
First, it’s a way to prolong the moment during a reading where the audience has a chance to interact, one-on-one, with the author. I figure that the self-effacing portion of a humorous inscription request helps disarm some of the concerns that might ambush someone considering whether or not to insult a stranger in writing.
Second, these guys write stories about imaginary people for a living. I can’t envision anyone outside of comedians and toll booth operators who could come up with a more biting, uncommon, or prescient zinger for a


