
First, a happy Friday the Thirteenth to everyone.
The biggest political news this week was that Rick Santorum quit his increasingly-desperate attempt to win the Republican presidential nomination, and will soon (through clenched teeth, no doubt) be endorsing Mitt Romney as his party’s standard-bearer, in the hopes of becoming the “Next Guy In Line” in 2016. Republicans almost always nominate the NGIL, so it’s understandable that Rick quit before he faced the embarrassment of Pennsylvania voters rejecting him once again. Go out on a high note, instead of in disgrace — a good tactic in politics.
Republican Allen West appears to be channeling the spirit of Joe McCarthy, stating that over 75 Democrats in the House are card-carrying “members of the Communist Party.” Boy, that really takes you back, doesn’t it? Nothing like some good, old-fashioned Red-baiting to get the juices flowing on the Right, eh? The problem is, these days, we’re buddies with Red China (our economy would collapse without them, so who really did win the Cold War, one wonders…), we trade with the folks who beat us in Vietnam, and (other than Cuba) we have no problem with cozying up to Godless Commies around the globe. It’s not exactly