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Britons watch more ‘granny porn’ than anyone – and Matron may be to blame

Britons watch more ‘granny porn’ than anyone – and Matron may be to blame

Carry On films and school spankings may have inspired our obsession with older women Read more

Man is told he can’t change his name to Superhero – but Ninja is OK

Man is told he can’t change his name to Superhero – but Ninja is OK

Danish nerd heartbroken after government decision Read more

Embrace change and accept that Dippy the Diplodocus has to go

Embrace change and accept that Dippy the Diplodocus has to go

A static museum is a dying museum and the past is a dangerous place to stay. Read more

Girl, 8 finds 6p-a-day cure for cancer

Girl, 8 finds 6p-a-day cure for cancer

Camilla Lisanti was asked by her father Michael who she would cure cancer and the simple answer she gave was antibiotics ‘like when I have a sore throat’. Read more

10 insanely hard questions from Trivia Crack

10 insanely hard questions from Trivia Crack

Trivia Crack has just begun to sweep Britain’s streets, having already destroyed America Read more

Don’t worry, your bum isn’t getting bigger – toilet paper is just getting smaller

Don’t worry, your bum isn’t getting bigger – toilet paper is just getting smaller

The great loo roll con has finally been revealed! Read more

Which is the world’s most intelligent city? Top seven are revealed

Which is the world’s most intelligent city? Top seven are revealed

Hang on, why isn’t Britain on the list? Read more

News anchor breaks down as he tells viewers he has ALS

News anchor breaks down as he tells viewers he has ALS

Barely choking back his tears, Larry Stogner thanks viewers for their support and for tuning in to his broadcasts over the last 39 years. Read more

Cricketer Stuart Broad tells people on minimum wage, ‘Stay humble’

Cricketer Stuart Broad tells people on minimum wage, ‘Stay humble’

Issues weird apology where he blames the world for being too big Read more

Too fit to work: Fitness fanatic won’t get a job and says we should pay for his workouts

Too fit to work: Fitness fanatic won’t get a job and says we should pay for his workouts

Kamran Kam, who lives with his mum, is on Jobseeker’s allowance and refuses to get a job unless it’s in the film industry. Read more

Is this the home of the future? Wooden ‘box’ flat can be built in 24 hours

Is this the home of the future? Wooden ‘box’ flat can be built in 24 hours

Someone is already living in one in Amsterdam Read more

Revenge porn victim reveals shame of pictures posted online by ‘controlling’ ex

Revenge porn victim reveals shame of pictures posted online by ‘controlling’ ex

Cazine McCarthy, 20, dumped Nathan Lloyd, 22, but he posted a picture of her wearing lingerie on her own Instagram account in revenge. Read more

Game website Joystiq reports on its own closure in the coolest way imaginable

Game website Joystiq reports on its own closure in the coolest way imaginable

How do you report on your own office closing down, and you and all your mates losing your jobs? Read more

Lance Armstrong says he should be forgiven, but admits he would ‘dope again’

Lance Armstrong says he should be forgiven, but admits he would ‘dope again’

The disgraced cyclist said he would hypothetically cheat again if he were racing in 1995. Read more

Far-right group Britain First’s new app gets slated (hilariously) by online reviewers

Far-right group Britain First’s new app gets slated (hilariously) by online reviewers

‘Impressed that chimps can make an app’ Read more

Rosetta comet is covered in ‘bizarre structures’, new scans reveal

Rosetta comet is covered in ‘bizarre structures’, new scans reveal

Scientists left scratching their heads by mysterious circular structures – and ‘sand dunes’ Read more

Man discovers he has a 61-year-old son after he finds letter his wife had hidden in 1959

Man discovers he has a 61-year-old son after he finds letter his wife had hidden in 1959

‘Why my wife hid that letter is beyond me’ Read more

Toddler shoots himself dead with gun his father left in glove compartment

Toddler shoots himself dead with gun his father left in glove compartment

Florida police said the two-year-old turned the gun towards his chest and pulled the trigger Read more

Cricketer Eoin Morgan targeted in five figure blackmail over details from old relationship

Cricketer Eoin Morgan targeted in five figure blackmail over details from old relationship

The allegations related to a brief relationship Eoin had with a woman from Australia five years ago. Read more

Page 3 is insulting to everyone who reads it – but is it time campaigners changed tactics?

Page 3 is insulting to everyone who reads it – but is it time campaigners changed tactics?

It’s back. So is it time campaigners changed tactics? Read more

Man is jailed for beating girlfriend with two-week-old puppy until it died

Man is jailed for beating girlfriend with two-week-old puppy until it died

‘This case turned my stomach,’ prosecutor says Read more

Is this REALLY a cloud? Mysterious UFO pictures from ‘real X-files’ fan conspiracy flames

Is this REALLY a cloud? Mysterious UFO pictures from ‘real X-files’ fan conspiracy flames

The U.S. government want you to believe this is a cloud Read more

British soldier is charged with raping six-year-old girl in Austria

British soldier is charged with raping six-year-old girl in Austria

The man is said to have climbed through the window of a family home in the village of Neustift im Stubaital Read more

Shocking before-and-after glacier images reveal impact of climate change

Shocking before-and-after glacier images reveal impact of climate change

Shots show how Glacier Park in Montana today compares to the 19th Century. Its glaciers will disappear entirely by 2030 Read more