FC Schalke troll Manchester United and Arsenal after signing Breel Embolo

FC Schalke troll Manchester United and Arsenal after signing Breel Embolo

Ouch. Read more

Gay couple kicked out of Uber for kissing at Pride

Gay couple kicked out of Uber for kissing at Pride

The driver said ‘fags rot in hell’. Read more

Part of A1 closed after huge sinkhole opens up in the road

Part of A1 closed after huge sinkhole opens up in the road

The void measures 9ft deep and 16ft wide. Read more

8 reasons you shouldn’t follow your ex on social media

8 reasons you shouldn’t follow your ex on social media

Out of sight out of mind Read more

Mum writes open letter after son with Down’s Syndrome is excluded from birthday party

Mum writes open letter after son with Down’s Syndrome is excluded from birthday party

‘I am not mad at you. Rather, I think this is an opportunity for you to get to know my son better.’ Read more

Marco Pierre White Jr shows he doesn’t hang about by bagging a new lady friend after his sexcapades on Big Brother

Marco Pierre White Jr shows he doesn’t hang about by bagging a new lady friend after his sexcapades on Big Brother

Lucky girl. Read more

Arsenal’s Alexis Sanchez is the most fouled player at Copa America

Arsenal’s Alexis Sanchez is the most fouled player at Copa America

Will he get through this? Read more

Arsenal star Mesut Ozil gives unique response to the Cristiano Ronaldo v Lionel Messi debate

Arsenal star Mesut Ozil gives unique response to the Cristiano Ronaldo v Lionel Messi debate

If in doubt, introduce a third option… Read more

Teen was so addicted to online gaming his feet started to rot

Teen was so addicted to online gaming his feet started to rot

The man had reportedly run away from home so he could game at a local internet cafe. Read more

History is made as England defeat Australia 44-40 to complete a clean sweep of test wins over Australia

History is made as England defeat Australia 44-40 to complete a clean sweep of test wins over Australia

Eddie Jones’ men edge a thrilling contest in Sydney to complete a unique clean sweep. Read more

Everton’s Romelu Lukaku leaving agent to sort out transfer

Everton’s Romelu Lukaku leaving agent to sort out transfer

He doesn’t exactly seem desperate to move. Read more

Zack Snyder is changing the tone of Justice League movie because of bad Batman V Superman reviews

Zack Snyder is changing the tone of Justice League movie because of bad Batman V Superman reviews

Apparently ‘people don’t like to see their heroes deconstructed.’ Read more

Dozens of bomb-sniffing dogs ‘slaughtered by oil firm’

Dozens of bomb-sniffing dogs ‘slaughtered by oil firm’

Pictures show two workers grinning next to the animals. Read more

Ross Kemp says his final ‘sad’ goodbye to the EastEnders set as he leaves Grant Mitchell behind

Ross Kemp says his final ‘sad’ goodbye to the EastEnders set as he leaves Grant Mitchell behind

Goodbye Grant Read more

Brits are using the #LoveOurEUStaff hashtag to thank European NHS workers

Brits are using the #LoveOurEUStaff hashtag to thank European NHS workers

55,000 out of 1.2 million English NHS workers are EU citizens. Read more

If you have a VHS copy of Jerry Maguire you need to sacrifice it to help fulfill a prophecy

If you have a VHS copy of Jerry Maguire you need to sacrifice it to help fulfill a prophecy

Donate ten or more copies and your name goes on a leader board. Read more

Jeremy Corbyn vows he will not stand down ahead of vote of no confidence

Jeremy Corbyn vows he will not stand down ahead of vote of no confidence

He has pledged to continue. Read more

UK’s European Commisioner to stand down

UK’s European Commisioner to stand down

He will stay on for a few weeks to prepare an orderly handover. Read more

Uefa accidentally name Wales’ Aaron Ramsey as an England player

Uefa accidentally name Wales’ Aaron Ramsey as an England player

Maybe Wales can have Wilshere… Read more

Chelsea goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois admits he is unlikely to end his career at Stamford Bridge

Chelsea goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois admits he is unlikely to end his career at Stamford Bridge

Goalkeeper admires a host of European clubs. Read more

18 reasons why Clubbercise is better than a night out clubbing

18 reasons why Clubbercise is better than a night out clubbing

#7 You can strut your funky stuff safe in the knowledge there’ll be no getting hit on by random weirdos. Read more

Spain seems to be offering sanctuary to Brits escaping Brexit

Spain seems to be offering sanctuary to Brits escaping Brexit

Err, maybe not. Read more

Scotland to begin talks with EU ‘immediately’ as Sturgeon plans for second referendum

Scotland to begin talks with EU ‘immediately’ as Sturgeon plans for second referendum

Nicola Sturgeon wants a referendum within two years of triggering Article 50. Read more

France is probably going to move our border back to Dover after Brexit

France is probably going to move our border back to Dover after Brexit

We currently carry out immigration checks in Calais. Read more