Ted is back! Seth MacFarlane’s potty-mouthed plaything wants to be ‘human’ in the first trailer for Ted 2

Ted is back! Seth MacFarlane’s potty-mouthed plaything wants to be ‘human’ in the first trailer for Ted 2

Warning: contains inevitable sperm jokes. Read more

Embrace change and accept that Dippy the Diplodocus has to go

Embrace change and accept that Dippy the Diplodocus has to go

A static museum is a dying museum and the past is a dangerous place to stay. Read more

Don’t save Dippy: Blue whales are better than dinosaurs anyway

Don’t save Dippy: Blue whales are better than dinosaurs anyway

It’s time for Dippy to graze on pastures new. Read more

Lego Jurassic World and Lego Marvel’s Avengers confirmed for 2015

Lego Jurassic World and Lego Marvel’s Avengers confirmed for 2015

Those worried at the prospect of a whole 12 months without a new Lego game can rest easy: there’ll be two out this year, with the first this June. Read more

Sister’s forced to pay back dad’s £100k pension after insurance firm gets name wrong

Sister’s forced to pay back dad’s £100k pension after insurance firm gets name wrong

They had to borrow from friends repay the full amount. Read more

Boy died from scurvy when his parents thought he was suffering growing pains

Boy died from scurvy when his parents thought he was suffering growing pains

The young boy had complained of aches but his parents did not seek medical advice, thinking it was only a side effect of him getting bigger. Read more

Stowaway discovered on plane bound for London after taking selfies in the cockpit

Stowaway discovered on plane bound for London after taking selfies in the cockpit

The Romanian claimed he wanted to travel to London to visit his girlfriend. Read more

A guy asked his ex-girlfriends to review him on Tinder and his story will restore your faith in romance

A guy asked his ex-girlfriends to review him on Tinder and his story will restore your faith in romance

This story will give you the feels. Read more

School cancels homophobic bullying workshop ‘because both sides of argument should be represented’

School cancels homophobic bullying workshop ‘because both sides of argument should be represented’

The workshop’s holders said they’d ‘never seen anything like this before’. Read more

Descendant of Waterloo? Then your free beer is waiting for you

Descendant of Waterloo? Then your free beer is waiting for you

It seems even the Duke of Wellington was fighting for your right to party. Read more

Man whose wife cut his penis off twice has been offered a porn role

Man whose wife cut his penis off twice has been offered a porn role

Filed under: We didn’t see this coming. Read more

Burning cat-smell sparks panic on shopping trip

Burning cat-smell sparks panic on shopping trip

[A cat has lost one of it’s nine lives/an engine was purring/this cat is feline fine after/insert cat pun intro here] A driver who pulled over after smelling burning in her car was stunned to find a cat nestled in the engine. Jane Butcher, 52, was travelling from her home in East Malling, Kent, to […] Read more

Why did Liverpool really recall Jordon Ibe from Derby County?

Why did Liverpool really recall Jordon Ibe from Derby County?

The youngster has returned from Derby County, and has not done a lot since… Read more

Teenage student ‘murders pensioner with axe because she just wanted to kill someone’

Teenage student ‘murders pensioner with axe because she just wanted to kill someone’

The unnamed 19-year-old student ‘tweeted about the incident afterwards’. Read more

‘Kill Islam before it kills you’ – Racist graffiti leaves students ‘too afraid to attend university’

‘Kill Islam before it kills you’ – Racist graffiti leaves students ‘too afraid to attend university’

‘They don’t feel safe. I know some students who refuse to go to university at the moment due to what’s happened. Read more

Girlfriend falls to her death after jumping up and down in excitement when boyfriend proposed on top of cliff

Girlfriend falls to her death after jumping up and down in excitement when boyfriend proposed on top of cliff

The waiter had taken his girlfriend to the beauty spot, which is famed for its sunset views. Read more

Feel good foods – try eating these 10 top snacks to help banish the winter blues

Feel good foods – try eating these 10 top snacks to help banish the winter blues

Try eating these to banish the winter blues. Read more

‘Sisters after my man again': Kourtney Kardashian hits back at Kendall Jenner Scott Disick affair claims

‘Sisters after my man again': Kourtney Kardashian hits back at Kendall Jenner Scott Disick affair claims

Mother-of-three gives her side of the story… Read more

The Superbowl ad for Despicable Me spin-off Minions is as minions-filled as you might expect

The Superbowl ad for Despicable Me spin-off Minions is as minions-filled as you might expect

‘Swing those pants baby…!’ Read more

School kids told to drop their pants and check for poo in front of teachers

School kids told to drop their pants and check for poo in front of teachers

Boys and girls were split up before the inspection. Read more

Bank worker ‘helped fiance steal £123,000 after being threatened with compromising photos’

Bank worker ‘helped fiance steal £123,000 after being threatened with compromising photos’

Anisyah Ali claimed a man had threatened to send the pictures to her family. Read more

Scientists believe they have discovered a cure for baldness

Scientists believe they have discovered a cure for baldness

*Imagines Wayne Rooney doing a happy dance.* Read more

New generation of ‘stealth’ speed cameras planned for Britain’s motorways

New generation of ‘stealth’ speed cameras planned for Britain’s motorways

Police voiced concerns over the use of hard shoulders for traffic. Read more

Malaysia officially declares Flight MH370 an accident with no survivors

Malaysia officially declares Flight MH370 an accident with no survivors

Over 10 months after it disappeared, the Malaysian government has officially declared the crash of Flight 370 an ‘accident’ and has said there were no survivors, Read more